Sat 27 Aug 2011
Playstation
Iron Man 2 Review
I thought the developers of the first Iron Man game would have known better that to have a second go at it, I mean don’t they have game testers to test these games in order to ensure that they aren’t just steaming piles of crap, apparently not or they just weren’t doing their job because if these developers did in fact have game testers everyone of those game testers should be shot, I mean sorry, fired. After the first Iron man game made me hate Iron man how much worse could it get? Ahahah. O no, you had to ask. This game is the biggest piece of crap since, o wait, since the first Iron man, this isn’t even a game, what this is is theft. What needs to be discussed about this game, it’s only four hours long!!!!!!!! Four hours! There’s only eight missions in this entire game, there’s no character branching, you can’t play with the other silver version of Iron man, you get one campaign, four hours long, that’s it. There’s no multiplayer modes, that’s right, so after you’ve played this outstanding game for a full four hours that’s it game over your done, the only thing you can do is play the game through again, and believe me after playing through this game once, if you can make it through this atrocious game once, you will likely smash this game in two. To make matters worse there’s not even any friggen Co-op for Christ sakes! That’s right you heard me correct, you can’t even play the game through with a friend right next to you, even if you have two controllers, this would have been pitiful for a game that existed ten years ago. The gameplay has not been improved upon much since the first game, trust me, its the same redundant spiel.
Please for your own sake don’t purchase this game. These games are targeting those who are ignorant of games, Ie. Parents, Grandmothers and others who don’t care or know that a game can be this bad. Just cross your fingers and hope they pick this land mine up for their five year old child who’s a huge Iron man fan. This game is a rip off and it’s there to exploit people who don’t know how much of a crappy game this game is, don’t even rent this game.
Rating: 22%
Pros:
The game does have cool unlockable armours
Cons:
There’s only four hours of gameplay
No Co-op mode
Redundant/linear gameplay
Please for your own sake don’t purchase this game. These games are targeting those who are ignorant of games, Ie. Parents, Grandmothers and others who don’t care or know that a game can be this bad. Just cross your fingers and hope they pick this land mine up for their five year old child who’s a huge Iron man fan. This game is a rip off and it’s there to exploit people who don’t know how much of a crappy game this game is, don’t even rent this game.
Rating: 22%
Pros:
The game does have cool unlockable armours
Cons:
There’s only four hours of gameplay
No Co-op mode
Redundant/linear gameplay
