Huh?: The RnR HOF Class of 2008
It’s a world turned upside down where Roger Clemens is likely never to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but Leonard Cohen has been elected to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The two Halls, of course, reflect very different cultural streams in American life, particularly when it come to the electorates. The sports writers who elect baseball’s members are a notoriously hypocritical lot of skirt chasers and heavy drinkers whose voting record epitomizes a kind of bourgeois, middle-brow moralism. For many of these scolds, being implicated in any drug scandal is enough to disqualify candidates. But at least these voters have developed as de facto system of objective criteria to separate Hall of Famers from the rest. Home run totals, 100 RBI seasons, 200 hit seasons, .300 seasons, 20 win seasons–these are the scale by which greatness in baseball is measured.
The Rock Hall’s electorate–600 record company execs and prior inductees–have no similar moral compunctions (Ike Turner’s in): drug scandals are almost mandatory in a candidate’s CV. But this electorate also has no objective scale by which to measure potential inductees. “The subjective criteria [include], was this person instrumental in the perpetuation and development of rock’n'roll?” Suzan Evans, executive director of the Hall Foundation told Billboard in 2004.
So we get the annual ritual of new inductees announced followed by a round of grousing among fans.
This year’s class of inductees is a particularly sad sack group: Madonna, John Mellencamp, Leonard Cohen, the Dave Clark Five, and the Ventures.
I won’t engage Tony Alva in a debate over Madonna and the nature of rock and roll–I’m a big tent guy when it comes to the definition of rock and roll, and a Madonna fan. Rock and roll, like the Mississippi, is a great American continental river into which musical tributaries from blackface to hip hop have flowed and continue to empty greatly invigorating the whole enterprise.
But there’s something rotten in Cleveland when acts with slender, minor careers (DC5, Ventures) win election over Donna Summer or the Beastie Boys (nominated but snubbed this year) or when an artist like Leonard Cohen is even nominated (great songwriter, minor performer at best) never mind winning election over a titanic innovator like Afrika Baambata. (John Mellencamp, is arguable, to extend the MLB comparison, Mellencamp is a complier–a guy who broke no new ground, had one great season w/ Uh Oh, but hung around a long time cranking out solid hits.)
The idea of honoring and cataloging rock’s history is a noble and necessary one as rock’s founding generation disappears from this world. In fact, the Rock Hall would do well to begin releasing anthologies that could have the impact of something like Smithsonian’s old jazz box set–providing curated entry points into the music for succeeding generations. (The Hall already has a list of 500 songs that shaped rock and roll. The list forms the backbone of the Hall’s central curated exhibit, but is only accessible online in an alphabetical, not chronological list, naturally without audio.)
But the Rock Hall’s election process seems less about cataloging and preserving rock history and more about record industry politics (Madonna made a lot of money for Hall co-founder and board member Seymour Stein) and selling back catalog. Nostalgia for boomer pop and the personal tastes of influential board members (Jann Wenner, Jon Landau) reign supreme (the Dave Clark Five? you gotta be kidding).
“We’ve had some pretty lively debates. We really try to do justice to our history. In some cases, it has helped when a few people on the committee really believe in a particular artist. Some of us can be quite persistent,” Landau told Billboard in 2004.
Every rock fan has a personal cherished list of artists still unrepresented and artists whose induction raises eyebrows. My list of of should bes would include some cherished acts with slender but supremely influential careers like the MC5 or the Stooges. My list of yougottabekiddings would include Del Shannon and Bonnie Raitt (and not just because they both had hits with Runaway).
What are yours?
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